Some one left their pants in the elevator.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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