That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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