Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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