I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm having to shit out rocks
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