I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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