By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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