Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
