guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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