I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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