her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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