I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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