yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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