girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
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