Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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