But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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