4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Its about making memories worth repressing
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
