Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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