So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
