you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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