Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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