we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize