i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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