Pants 0. Shit 1.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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