Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I wear drunk well.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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