so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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