im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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