My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
you never un-have a 4some
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
