have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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