What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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