he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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