she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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