I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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