people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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