can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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