Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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