And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
