After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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