Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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