thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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