OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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