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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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