I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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