That's intense
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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