your parents love me but you hate me
I wish i was in the wii world.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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