i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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