Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We got so high we made milksteak
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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