I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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