just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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