She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
vagina is talking i cant
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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