doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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