come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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