She's JV to your varsity
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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