i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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