I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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