Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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