I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Randomize
