some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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