I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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